Why Myspace and not Facebook? Well I have several reasons why:
1. People on Facebook are generally more mature than MySpace users.
2. I have a Facebook page, and only one email so I can't do it anonymously.
3. On Myspace, you can change your display name at will, so it is a very good way to get a public first impression without having to attempt to make friends.
As a preface I am going to give some AIM profile examples from Sydlexia (www.sydlexia.com), a blogger that I have an utmost respect for. Quoted bits are AIM profiles, unquoted are his responses.
"He handed her 12 roses. 11 real 1 fake. He said I'll love you until the last one dies..."
Omigawd, that's so sweet... and trite... and pointless.
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The ribbon irritates me for a few reasons. First of all, every goddamn person in the entire world knows someone who is fighting, survived, or died of cancer - so fucking what? It was nice of you to feign social awareness, but putting a shitty graphic in your AIM profile isn't going to cure cancer. Even if it did, the pink ribbon that people use with this quote is only for breast cancer. So if you know people who died of other types of cancer, this ribbon doesn't support them in any way. And if that weren't bad enough, most girls are too fucking stupid to actually find pink on the AIM color chart so they end up using fuchsia instead.
"a wise girl kisses but never loves- listens but doesnt believe- and leaves before she is left "
Not many people know it but this quote comes from an old self-help book called How To Guarantee All Your Relationships Will Fail So You Can Perpetually Feel Sorry Yourself.
"stay close enough to have fun YET far enough not to get hurt."
Translation: I'm a total slut.
"What is meant to be will be. . . "
This one is particularly insidious because it's basically an excuse to suck at life. Boyfriend cheated on you? Got fired from your job? Gained 25 pounds? Don't worry, it's not your fault; it's just fate. There's just one little problem with this philosophy: IT'S TOTAL BULLSHIT. Things happen because people cause them to happen. It's like Kyle Reese said in The Terminator: "There is no fate but what we make."
"Dance like no one's looking. Sing like no one's listening. Love like you've never been hurt."
This is great advice if your goal is to look like a complete fucking idiot. If you want to blunder your way through life with a childlike naivete, I won't stop you. But don't come crying to me when you fail.
"if you're gonna go greek, why not be a goddess?"
Hey if you're gonna suck one dick, why not suck fifty? Telling people that you're a sorority girl is like telling people that you're a massage therapist; they assume you're a whore. The difference is that Delta Zeta girls don't actually get paid to sleep with guys they just met.
I really could have just stopped there, Syd really speaks to my point there. But, as they said in many countries throught the world (from pre-0 A.D. thru about 1965):
"Women are simply not worth Man's time or effort due to their smaller brains being only fit to cook and bear children. We need not explain or comings and goings to them, as they will simply not understand."
Ahh... truer words were never spoken... Anywho here is each girls display name, followed by their posted age and something off their profile. Oh and turns out most of these fucking retards don't know how to mark things as private.
[its PR3TTYB3AR!!] ^_^
Age: 18
About Me: imm 5'3 but imm not short imm [FUNSiZE] haha loves tew have fun, scream, jump, yell, dance laff lol imm vry [RANDOM] yupp imm not scared of putting myself out there :) soo umm yea imm blk fillipino chinese n thai, i have big brown eyes n long blk hair thass all i can rly think of rite now soo yea hmu
Fun Fact: Is grossly overweight, and has recently uploaded pictures of herself eating candy. Fucking fatass.
.♥.
Age:14 «3
grade: freshmen
Status; Single willing to change(:
Attitude; nice♥
weed; my freaking passion:p
Music; life.
Friends; My whole life«3
Arguments; hate's them
New experiences; cool(:
Bad Language; Get over it:D
You; Maybe some day!☺ My ending; Still writting it...
Fun Fact: Absolute trash
And Now I'm stopping because for some reason MySpace decided to load a site trying to trick me into downloading malware. Fuck those assholes.
Dear Badprenup,
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think that the quote, "He handed her 12 roses. 11 real 1 fake. He said I'll love you until the last one dies..." is bad? I saw you talk about your girlfriend whom you said you love very much. If you think that that quote is stupid nonsense, then how do you treat your girlfriend? It would seem like you don't do anything spontaneous or sweet.
This other quote? "Women are simply not worth Man's time or effort due to their smaller brains being only fit to cook and bear children. We need not explain or comings and goings to them, as they will simply not understand." This is not true. Women, on their own, got their rights and are doing perfectly fine in the world. If you believe this, then is your girlfriend ok with your opinion about women? That's all i have to say for now, but i'll be back. I look forward to your response to my comment. Until next time,
The Blog Reader.
I'm not a good person. I never said I was. Why my girlfriend is with me I have no idea, and frankly I'm surprised she is still with me. What with me breaking up with her in high school, and sleeping with her while she was in a relationship with another guy. Then repeat that for another guy. Then dating her again. If she comes to me one day and ends it, I won't be surprised.
ReplyDeleteAs for the other quote I was paraphrasing (read: Making it up). But that was the summation of men's ideals towards women until the early 20th century. For more information, read the first two sentences of the first paragraph of this comment: "I am not a good person. I never said I was."
However this permits me to write my next post.
Badprenup,
ReplyDeleteShe will leave you if you mention that you don't know why you are with her. Just relax and go with it. She choses you. Don't question it. I was in a relationship once and i rememeber always wondering with that person was with me. and that person got sick of it and ended it because i was to insecure. They said that they wanted to be with me. I didn't need to question it. I remember being heart broken, but now i am in the best relationship anyone could ever ask for. My significant other loves me and even tho that person questions why I'M with them, i question why they are with me. But i just live and relax. try it some time. you might enjoy it. Just don't let your girlfriend know that you're questioning her being with you. She know's what's best for her, which is obviously you.
Oh, back to the blog? write more often.
You ever going to read this?
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